Honey & Turmeric

... But, incidentally, I don't have friends about to discourage from blogging lazy, so here I go.
Firstly, I would like to update on my various recent health problems. I was out of school for almost two weeks with something the doctors haven't been able to identify, even after a hospital visit and a long line of embarrassing tests, but which I suspect was a mild case of infectious mononucleosis (mono/glandular fever/"the kissing disease", and no I haven't been making out with any sick people), and, interestingly, with a side of panic attacks which my doctor is convinced is chemically-induced because I really do have a frikkin' easy life *yes, says "frikkin'", thnxverymuch*. 
My doctor prescribed me either Paxil (me: wtf, this is an anti-depressant) or  Xanax, which I am strangely excited about. Xanax is a brand name alprazolam, a benzodiazepene, and just because I have a one-track mind, it occurs to me that my favourite ex-FBI agent is/was addicted to midazolam, a benzodiazepene derivative. I am so pathetic and sad, but I cannot help it. I love that fictional man.

FOX owns my soul. I mean, 'Friends' is based in NBC and 'Dexter' originated of Showtime, but FOX airs 'House', 'Bones', 'Prison Break', and two of my new favourite shows, 'Canterbury's Law' and 'New Amsterdam'. Some thoughts on my three most recent television acquisition-type-thingies:

And just because I'm REALLY lazy, I've been going through S2 of Prison Break in a fit of MIP (mono-induced procrastination), and so I present to you my top ten favourite S2 Mahone lines: